Get Out Of Speeding Tickets

So there you are making your way to a meeting, traffic is as routine as the moon is to the night and it feels like a good day in the works. Lady Luck must have been on a coffee break because you just got busted for speeding. Feeling pretty irritated at the remarkable situation you naturally hum under your breath, “God damn it not another speeding ticket,” and your thoughts are set a swirl thinking, how can I beat this one?

So, I am a mother of three. I got a mortgage that is past due, the economy on my noggin and student loans I still have to pay for. I cannot handle another traffic ticket. I have been down that winding road before and I know what ensues. So you give up your license, registration and insurance card. He dawdles over to his squad car to dabble in your personal business and waddles back to cite you a speeding fine.

Doing what any other smartass on the brink of break down does, I haggle to get out of the traffic violation. “Please Sir, will you please, please, pleeeaaassse let me off with a warning just this one time?” He looks at me with pity but persists and gives me a ticket anyways. As the cop gets back in his car I pray that I don’t obtain more speeding tickets by somehow messing up as I get back on the street.

I for one live on a very tight budget and can’t afford them and he had no grounds to stop me. It is not like I was endangering anyone or driving like O.J Simpson. Nuh uh, I just crossed paths with a super duper ticket trooper in the wrong place at the wrong time. Anyways, how do I end up getting noticed in a Dodge Caravan? I know it is pretty sorry looking but damn!

Now being that this is the information age, I knew there had to be ways of beating speeding tickets but how do I determine the best way to go about it? With life’s expenses increasing I knew that when I got home I needed to figure it out besides, drawing a blank about my health insurance payment was an accident that was going to cost enough as it were. So off to the reading room I went.

So I am poking through some publication that promises you will find ways to beat traffic tickets when I establish that this anthology piece of literature was made for violations that happened in the state of Arkansas. In all seriousness, I gotta tell ya, the law concordances were another blunder because they are written in some strange language that I cannot understand. Now I deduced it was time to give up because the search seemed somewhat repugnant.

Almost weeping like kid who lost her puppy, some mysterious guy suggests I try this publication that he found on the internet because it was useful to him. So I figure I will give it a try. I could feel something I hadn’t felt in years as I came upon the site because it had everything I needed.

What I did not know at the time I was stopped is how circumstantial a laser or radar gun becomes as proof. It is a shame that I ended up paying a fraction of the ticket but at least I got to keep some cash.

Don’t get me wrong, the next time I got a ticket I whipped out my ticket book data base and love, love, love it. I didn’t even have to appear in court! Muhahahaha…Those traffic trolls can’t stop this mom. They can pull me over till they retire for all I care but all they are doing is wasting my time which, by the way, still annoys the crap out me off.

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